The Left Sings A Sad Song After Collusion Narrative Goes Really Wrong

Well, after 2 years of waiting, the Mueller report is finally out. And the left is in total shock and meltdown. Cher is tweeting in ALL CAPS again, calling Trump a white supremacist (since the whole collusion thing didn’t work out for her). Chris Matthews no longer has a thrill up his leg. Nadler was totally incoherent on FOX News Sunday–I haven’t heard that much stuttering since BTO’s hit,“You ain’t seen nothing yet”.

In other words, it’s getting bad out there folks.

I was going to write a serious analysis of it all but decided to have a little fun. After all, the left has been trying to make President Trump’s life (and ours) miserable for the last two years. So I think a little humor is well deserved. And what better way to do it than in song! Here we go.

Trump-Tel records presents “The Left Coast”, a great song collection to annoy your liberal friends and family members. You’ll hear great songs like –

Tragedy” by the Bee Gees:


When the impeachment’s gone and you can’t go on

It’s tragedy

When Rachel Maddow cries and you don’t know why

It’s hard to bear

With no indictments of Trump

He’s goin’ nowhere”

The Fifth Dimension:

Though I try to forget it just can’t be done

Each time the newsflash chimes I still run

I don’t know how in the world

To stop thinking of him

‘Cause I still hate Trump so

I end each day the way I start out

Crying my heart out”

The classic rock sounds of Kansas:

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone

Impeachment dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind

All they are is dust in the wind

Same old news, Trump will soon be gone says MSNBC

All we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind

All we are is dust in the wind

Oh, ho, ho”

Abba with “The Winner Takes it all”:

I don’t wanna talk

About the conclusion Mueller came to

Oh it’s hurting me

Now impeachment’s history

The Winner Takes it All

CNN’s ratings are small

Besides the victory

MAGA’s his destiny”

The great Marvin Gaye:

It took me by surprise I must say

When I found out yesterday

Don’tcha know that I heard it through the grapevine

Not much longer would impeachment be nigh

Oh, I heard it through the grapevine

Oh, I’m just about to lose my mind

A twin-spin from the king, Elvis Presley:

Well, since Mueller left town

Well, I found a new place to dwell

Well, it’s down at the end of Trump Street

at Heartbreak Hotel


We’re caught in a trap

We can’t walk out

Because we hate Trump too much, baby

We go country with this classic from Hank Williams:

Did you ever see a liberal weep

When collusion began to die?

That means he’s lost the will to live

I’m so lonesome I could cry

The great vocals of the Platters:

Now GOP friends deride

Tears I cannot hide.

When collusion dies,

Smokes gets in… your….EYEEEEEESSSSS!”

Bonnie Tyler sings about heartbreak:

It’s a heartache

Nothing but a heartache

Loved Mueller with every news break

Then he let us dooooowwwwwnnn..”

And who could forget the Richard Harris and Donna Summer classic, “McArthur’s Park”:

Impeachment is melting in the dark

All the sweet collusion crashing down

I don’t think that I can take it

Cause it took so long to fake it

And I’ll never have that dossier again…

OH NO…..

And then a special dedication to the Congressman Adam Schiff:

Day after day, alone on capital hill

Adam Schiff is running his mouth

As he talks about collusion

We can see that he’s just a fool

He always gives the same answer

He’s the fool on the hill

Sees Trump going down

And the eyes in his head

See collusion spin round

This Trump-Tel album is not sold in stores. It can be yours for $5.99 for album, $7.99 for 8-track or cassette.

Don’t delay, order today!

One last word for the leftists:

Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.

John Baldwin

John Baldwin is a native of Roanoke, Va located in the Blue Ridge Mountains of SW VA. He is a husband and father of three children. He has been a devout Christian since he surrendered his life to the Lord Jesus Christ and accepted the free gift of salvation in 1988. Politically John is a conservative who's political views were formed during the administration of Ronald Reagan. John's fulltime job is as an Applications Analyst (Software programming). John is also the host of two online radio shows on Victory Radio - "The Front Porch Gospel Music Show" and "Victory Talk Radio" (interview show). He is also an avid "oldies" music fan and is the DJ of the weekly "J-Bal Oldies Show” on the Doo Wop Cove.

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