The Left Sings A Sad Song After Collusion Narrative Goes Really Wrong
Well, after 2 years of waiting, the Mueller report is finally out. And the left is in total shock and meltdown. Cher is tweeting in ALL CAPS again, calling Trump a white supremacist (since the whole collusion thing didn’t work out for her). Chris Matthews no longer has a thrill up his leg. Nadler was totally incoherent on FOX News Sunday–I haven’t heard that much stuttering since BTO’s hit,“You ain’t seen nothing yet”.
In other words, it’s getting bad out there folks.
I was going to write a serious analysis of it all but decided to have a little fun. After all, the left has been trying to make President Trump’s life (and ours) miserable for the last two years. So I think a little humor is well deserved. And what better way to do it than in song! Here we go.
Trump-Tel records presents “The Left Coast”, a great song collection to annoy your liberal friends and family members. You’ll hear great songs like –
“Tragedy” by the Bee Gees:
“Tragedy
When the impeachment’s gone and you can’t go on
It’s tragedy
When Rachel Maddow cries and you don’t know why
It’s hard to bear
With no indictments of Trump
He’s goin’ nowhere”
The Fifth Dimension:
“Though I try to forget it just can’t be done
Each time the newsflash chimes I still run
I don’t know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
‘Cause I still hate Trump so
I end each day the way I start out
Crying my heart out”
The classic rock sounds of Kansas:
“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
Impeachment dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wind
Same old news, Trump will soon be gone says MSNBC
All we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
Oh, ho, ho”
Abba with “The Winner Takes it all”:
“I don’t wanna talk
About the conclusion Mueller came to
Oh it’s hurting me
Now impeachment’s history
The Winner Takes it All
CNN’s ratings are small
Besides the victory
MAGA’s his destiny”
The great Marvin Gaye:
It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don’tcha know that I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would impeachment be nigh
Oh, I heard it through the grapevine
Oh, I’m just about to lose my mind
A twin-spin from the king, Elvis Presley:
Well, since Mueller left town
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it’s down at the end of Trump Street
at Heartbreak Hotel
and
We’re caught in a trap
We can’t walk out
Because we hate Trump too much, baby
We go country with this classic from Hank Williams:
Did you ever see a liberal weep
When collusion began to die?
That means he’s lost the will to live
I’m so lonesome I could cry
The great vocals of the Platters:
“Now GOP friends deride
Tears I cannot hide.
When collusion dies,
Smokes gets in… your….EYEEEEEESSSSS!”
Bonnie Tyler sings about heartbreak:
“It’s a heartache
Nothing but a heartache
Loved Mueller with every news break
Then he let us dooooowwwwwnnn..”
And who could forget the Richard Harris and Donna Summer classic, “McArthur’s Park”:
Impeachment is melting in the dark
All the sweet collusion crashing down
I don’t think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to fake it
And I’ll never have that dossier again…
OH NO…..
And then a special dedication to the Congressman Adam Schiff:
Day after day, alone on capital hill
Adam Schiff is running his mouth
As he talks about collusion
We can see that he’s just a fool
He always gives the same answer
He’s the fool on the hill
Sees Trump going down
And the eyes in his head
See collusion spin round
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One last word for the leftists:
Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.
