Hillary Clinton Makes GQ’s List of Least Influential People
Poor Hillary Clinton.
Just when she thought things couldn’t get any worse, GQ has just released their list of least influential people, and the twice-failed presidential candidate made the cut.
Washington Examiner reports:
“Former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton made GQ magazine’s list of 2016’s least influential people.
Drew Magary, who complied the “anger-fueled list of everyone who ruined our year,” said he had no choice but to put Clinton on it.
“When you lose an election to Donald Trump, you belong on this list. How do you fuck that up?? It’s Donald Trump!” he wrote.
Magary lambasted Clinton for losing Wisconsin, a state that has not voted Republican on the presidential level since 1984.
“Would it have killed you to visit Wisconsin, Hillary? I know it’s full of fat people and bad pretzels, but sometimes you gotta come out of your fundraising hole and kiss some babies,” he quipped.
Clinton’s running mate Sen. Tim Kaine made the list for being a “tragically safe” pick.
“I’ve had dreams that lingered longer than this guy,” Magary wrote.
Jeb Bush and Sen. Ted Cruz, who both ran against Trump in the GOP primary, former Rep. Anthony Weiner and Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson also earned spots on the list.”
President Barack Obama should probably make the list too, considering his polices have been overwhelmingly rejected by the American people and 90% of his legacy is about to be erased come January 20th.