The app is called BOSS or Behavioral Observations of Students in Schools.
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That’s right, never has inappropriate behavior modification monitoring been more accessible and easy to use, for your benefit and the detriment of your classroom, than now!
According to iTunes description:
Behavioral Observation of Students in Schools (B.O.S.S.) software was designed to enable psychologists to observe students in a school environment and record students’ behaviors in real time. The B.O.S.S. software uses interactive buttons labeled to a particular behavior for the observer to press while observing a student during a given duration.
Take advantage of this new app to help easily pinpoint areas for behavior remediation. Use this intuitive tool with grades pre-K through 12 to assist you in: • Recording and tracking frequency of targeted positive and negative behaviors. • Documenting a student’s active or passive engagement in activities. • Tabulating data and emailing it to you for future use to help support a disability diagnoses.
Just what we’ve always wanted…a smartphone app that can diagnose our children with disabilities!
Call now and you’ll also receive 30 implantable microchips for your students so you can see what they’re doing at all times; heck, you can even predict future behavior and punish them before they commit the crime!
Just kidding about that last part. For now.