EPA: Does Democrat Flatulence Hurt the Environment, Too?


President Obama and his nanny state EPA are compelled and determined to control every aspect of every thing and everybody’s life. From condemning the consumption of real butter, whole milk, cheese, beef, and potatoes, to dictating absurd CAFE standards for our automobiles, to how we light and heat our homes, to what doctor we can see and which medical treatments we are permitted to have, to their favorite game of playing Russian Roulette with our Bill of Rights, they have no shame and will stop at nothing. Their insane whims become (self)righteous proclamations and finally (un)holy edicts; the only “proof” required is for a Democrat to think of it.   And nobody dare question their “wisdom” or intentions lest one be publicly verbally bludgeoned and accused of hating children and wanting dirty air and water, or worse– the IRS becomes your personal proctologist.

One of their concerns is cow flatulence. We just must make cows stop it because all of that methane is resulting in climate change. The only way to reduce cow flatulence is to have less cows. Yes, it is not enough for President Obama and his evil minions to refuse the Keystone Pipeline, to close coal mines and coal power plants (causing thousands to lose their jobs and power bills to skyrocket), now they must ruin agriculture in America and put thousands of farmers out of work.

Farmers feed the world; where do these people think food comes from? Hint: It doesn’t come from the grocery store or the liquor store (Michelle Obama’s suggestion). In addition, this is far more than just losing a job because most of the time farms are family-owned for generations.   The tyranny by this Administration is ruining lives and families and destroying the foundation and fiber of America.

I have an idea. All of us know that the Democrats suffer from terminal verbal diarrhea, which I believe is caused by cranium flatulence.   As I said, their condition is terminal; however ours is not. The cure is to use the power of the vote to rid ourselves and our beloved United States of America of Democrats in November.   Please begin right now actively supporting Constitutional candidates for House and Senate, no matter what state they are in. In addition, talk to your family, friends, neighbors, and associates about Conservatism and why it is the only way to liberty for everybody.

There now; let’s have a fat, juicy steak.

Abigail Adams

Georgia PolitiChick Abigail Adams is the proud daughter of a WWII foot soldier who served on the front lines in France and Germany. Because of her father, she was reared and steeped in patriotism. She is a true southern woman who lives in the foothills of beautiful North Georgia and works as a homemaker. As if that is not enough, Abigail is active in the home schooling of her grandsons, ages five and 15 years. Abigail works with conservative candidates on their campaigns and is a member of her county and state Republican Party. She understands the importance of her grandson's generation having knowledge of history and being a patriot, so she takes her them with her to Tea Party gatherings and Republican meetings. She also includes the boys with her when she is involved with local and national political activities. In addition to family and politics, Abigail enjoys gardening, sewing, cooking, conservative talk radio, and reading history and biographies of our Founders and of more contemporary heroes such as Ronald Reagan and Winston Churchill. Love for America, our Constitution, and a deep admiration for our Founding Fathers flows through Abigail's veins, and her heart's desire is to help restore America and bring her back to her roots of freedom, justice, liberty, and world leadership. Long live America; may her light shine forever.

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