EPA: Does Democrat Flatulence Hurt the Environment, Too?

President Obama and his nanny state EPA are compelled and determined to control every aspect of every thing and everybody’s life. From condemning the consumption of real butter, whole milk, cheese, beef, and potatoes, to dictating absurd CAFE standards for our automobiles, to how we light and heat our homes, to what doctor we can see and which medical treatments we are permitted to have, to their favorite game of playing Russian Roulette with our Bill of Rights, they have no shame and will stop at nothing. Their insane whims become (self)righteous proclamations and finally (un)holy edicts; the only “proof” required is for a Democrat to think of it. And nobody dare question their “wisdom” or intentions lest one be publicly verbally bludgeoned and accused of hating children and wanting dirty air and water, or worse– the IRS becomes your personal proctologist.
One of their concerns is cow flatulence. We just must make cows stop it because all of that methane is resulting in climate change. The only way to reduce cow flatulence is to have less cows. Yes, it is not enough for President Obama and his evil minions to refuse the Keystone Pipeline, to close coal mines and coal power plants (causing thousands to lose their jobs and power bills to skyrocket), now they must ruin agriculture in America and put thousands of farmers out of work.
Farmers feed the world; where do these people think food comes from? Hint: It doesn’t come from the grocery store or the liquor store (Michelle Obama’s suggestion). In addition, this is far more than just losing a job because most of the time farms are family-owned for generations. The tyranny by this Administration is ruining lives and families and destroying the foundation and fiber of America.
I have an idea. All of us know that the Democrats suffer from terminal verbal diarrhea, which I believe is caused by cranium flatulence. As I said, their condition is terminal; however ours is not. The cure is to use the power of the vote to rid ourselves and our beloved United States of America of Democrats in November. Please begin right now actively supporting Constitutional candidates for House and Senate, no matter what state they are in. In addition, talk to your family, friends, neighbors, and associates about Conservatism and why it is the only way to liberty for everybody.
There now; let’s have a fat, juicy steak.