50 Shades of WTF?!

Anita Gunn June 11, 2014

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With the hyper-erotic “50 Shades of Grey” movie coming out in time for Valentine’s Day 2015 (how romantic!), it seems like a great time to get a jump on educating teen girls in the fine art of bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (aka BDSM), in anticipation of the movie’s release. And who better to provide that “public service” than the counselors at Planned Parenthood!

Pro-life advocacy group Live Actionsent actresses with hidden cameras to clinics in states across the country posing as girls under the age of 18 to ask counselors for sex advice. According to an upcomingLive Action investigation, Planned Parenthood counselors are seen telling the girls both to allow themselves to be hit, whipped, spanked, handcuffed, and tied up, and to do the same to their sexual partners. They also explain that “blood” or “welts across the back” can be normal. Hmmm…makes one wonder what abnormal sex is.

The Live Action video also documented counselors encouraging girls as young as 15 to use whips, handcuffs, gags, bondage, dominatrix-play and even asphyxiation (deprivation of oxygen) during sex. The age of consent in the United States is 16 or older, depending on the state, but the caring counselors at Planned Parenthood are simply preparing the 15 year old girls for their first intimate experience so they won’t appear like amateurs.

This isn’t the first time Planned Parenthood has targeted teens. They’ve been cited as instructing girls that there’s “nothing bad or unhealthy” about multiple sex partners. Police in Pinal County, AZ, even investigated a local Planned Parenthood earlier this year for listing the rape of a 15-year-old girl as a “consensual encounter” to skip the “hassle of having to report the assault to law enforcement.”

It would be shocking enough if Planned Parenthood were a private company — but they’re not. They are a 501 (c) (3), and the recipient of half-billion dollars of American taxpayers each year. Yep, our tax dollars are hard at work, charitably corrupting impressionable young girls.

Considering the teenage years are already hard enough to endure, imagine the added humiliation of being dumped after a night of being whipped and spanked. But look at the bright side. At least a teen girl can finally find that perfect blindfold to match her prom dress.