ISLAM CAN’T STOP THIS HABIT By BurkaChick

 0As BurkaChick, a typical war on women wailer, I am liberally lobotomized when it comes to the condemnation of radical Islam and Sharia law on women around the globe. As women are persecuted, once again, we progressives keep socialistically silent except for our hooey hashtags we occasionally send out with a sullen, snarky expression. Even as recently as when young women are jailed for dancing to the world’s happiest song, or a pregnant woman is threatened with execution for her religion, we keep our PC silent script and continue to harp about birth control freebies. We sing and dance to the new sexist sidestep (being that our current racist rumba has become too déclassé) trying to entrap female voters while ignoring that many women around the globe face fatal retribution for even considering the same.

But in the midst of all the shaming of expression, comes a tiny sister from Italy with a voice of freedom. Suor (Sister) Cristina Scuccia of the Ursuline Sisters of the Holy Family in Milan, Italy, has wowed audiences around the globe with her talent. She sings with her whole heart and dances with enthusiasm, praising the gifts she has received from a higher source. In fact, she states, her talents led her to her to becoming a nun. As a novice, she uses her voice to reach children and troubled teens in the streets of Brazil. Suor Cristina has come proudly singing and dancing in the face of Islam who continues to violently condemn its women for doing the same. Her original audition on Italy’s version of “The Voice” hit 30 million in just seven days and she continues to enchant viewers worldwide. While we, liberal feminist, see women terrorized and keep a deafening silence.

So as we liberals swoon thinking our Hallelujah Hillary will right all our womanly woes or waste our time relishing in hearing Tupac’s last two predictable words, there is a little singing and dancing nun who shows the world what freedom for women and religion really sounds like.

BurkaChick

BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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