THE “DUDE” HEARD ‘ROUND THE WORLD By BurkaChick
As BurkaChick, the typical snooty socialist, I am in awe of the public introduction of Tommy Vietor, the former NSC Spokesperson. His interview with Bret Baier where he replied to the question if he changed any talking points regarding Benghazi with “Dude, that was like 2 years ago” was totally super wicked crazy OMG frigging awesome! Finally we liberals have revealed the brains behind our White House closed doors. Just imagine, when crisis strikes, sitting in the situation room, helping to aid critical decisions on national security talking points to the public, sit the offspring of Beavis and Butthead, Ben Rhodes and Tommy Vietor. Not only that, but they are present in the situation room while our leader of the free world is not (according to dude Tommy).
Since the attacks on September 12, 2012 we have rolled our eyes and progressively pooh-poohed any attempts to acknowledge a politically motivated cover-up. Now suddenly, within 24 hours of Tommy the dudes’ tude, there is a special select committee into the investigation. And even though our left wing media manifesto is to ignore or be socialistically slip shod in its Benghazi coverage, little Tommys’ rude “dude” has been heard round the world. From head of the select committee Trey Gowdy to stumped democratic representative Jane Harman (in discussion with Brit Hume) to Benghazi witnesses jettisoned around the globe to, no doubt, the heavily armed al-Qaeda Benghazi insurgents. We liberals even have our new Wikipedia definition on the select committee—“to rehash old material about the attack and generate headlines during the months before the 2014 off year elections”–with the hopes to once again democratically dupe the public. But our dear “Commie Tommy” appears to have in one single snot-nosed word, brought out the realization that cowardly and callous “buttheads” seem to be running amuck at the White House.
So congrats to balmy Tommy and his evincing email co-dude Ben Rhodes for pointing out two of the real bedbugs of the Benghazi spin with many more to come. Since in the end, our liberal exclusion of the committee gives all us democratic dudes and dudessa more time to falsify our constituents with the usual White House “bunk in our trunk”.
PS – When asked if he has any other associates who were in the situation room during the attack, Tommy Veitor replied: (Chuckle, chuckle) “You said “ass””
