Pot-Kettle-590-LIAs BurkaChick, the typical snooty socialist, I am in awe of the public introduction of Tommy Vietor, the former NSC Spokesperson. His interview with Bret Baier where he replied to the question if he changed any talking points regarding Benghazi with “Dude, that was like 2 years ago” was totally super wicked crazy OMG frigging awesome! Finally we liberals have revealed the brains behind our White House closed doors. Just imagine, when crisis strikes, sitting in the situation room, helping to aid critical decisions on national security talking points to the public, sit the offspring of Beavis and Butthead, Ben Rhodes and Tommy Vietor. Not only that, but they are present in the situation room while our leader of the free world is not (according to dude Tommy).

Since the attacks on September 12, 2012 we have rolled our eyes and progressively pooh-poohed any attempts to acknowledge a politically motivated cover-up. Now suddenly, within 24 hours of Tommy the dudes’ tude, there is a special select committee into the investigation. And even though our left wing media manifesto is to ignore or be socialistically slip shod in its Benghazi coverage, little Tommys’ rude “dude” has been heard round the world. From head of the select committee Trey Gowdy to stumped democratic representative Jane Harman (in discussion with Brit Hume) to Benghazi witnesses jettisoned around the globe to, no doubt, the heavily armed al-Qaeda Benghazi insurgents. We liberals even have our new Wikipedia definition on the select committee“to rehash old material about the attack and generate headlines during the months before the 2014 off year elections”–with the hopes to once again democratically dupe the public. But our dear “Commie Tommy” appears to have in one single snot-nosed word, brought out the realization that cowardly and callous “buttheads” seem to be running amuck at the White House.

So congrats to balmy Tommy and his evincing email co-dude Ben Rhodes for pointing out two of the real bedbugs of the Benghazi spin with many more to come. Since in the end, our liberal exclusion of the committee gives all us democratic dudes and dudessa more time to falsify our constituents with the usual White House “bunk in our trunk”.

PS – When asked if he has any other associates who were in the situation room during the attack, Tommy Veitor replied: (Chuckle, chuckle) “You said “ass””


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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