The Bully Is YOUR Friend–But You Are Not HIS

It’s been recently reported that a school district in Lincoln, Nebraska sent home a flier with their 5th graders showing how to handle a bully.
The list is so ludicrous you have to read it and then read it again to make sure your eyes didn’t deceive you.
Imagine if this letter had been written to direct a battered woman how to treat her attacker.