Oregon Citizen Satirically Proposes Banning Knives, Cars, Chainsaws…

openI recently wrote about a black activist group that drove Trader Joe’s out of a “black neighborhood” in Portland (it would attract too many whites), against the wishes of the residents. So, this new story came just in time to ease my poor Oregonian mind!

The city of Ashland, Oregon wants to ban “loaded carry”. Before we go on, yes…loaded carry. In other words, there is an open carry law in Oregon, but Ashland wants to ensure your gun is not loaded when you carry it. Brilliant, no?

The Councilor that is sponsoring the law often refers to that famous line; “It’s for the children!” But, that wasn’t even notable once she uttered this winner while talking children, Sandy Hook, etc. “I know there are statistics out there but I didn’t look them up”.

Did I mention there’s never been an incident in the city involving an open carrier? Oh, silly me…details, details.

Thankfully, Ashland has a very smart resident who knows how to get attention and laughs, in that satire rich manner only an Englishman can pull off. Check out the video from OpenCarryUSMC:

Margie Mars

Oregon PolitiChick Margie Mars is a Conservative-Libertarian, writer and parenting expert. Along with writing and designing graphics for PolitiChicks, she writes for several popular conservative and parenting websites such as Brenner Brief, Parenting, Examiner, Tavern Keepers, Parent Society, True Patriots For America and Attachment Parenting International. Margie writes as an expert on Attachment Parenting, pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding, child rearing and autism. Favorite political topics include the Tea Party, gun rights, the Constitution, Israel and border safety. In addition to writing she manages the social media accounts for two small businesses. Margie holds a degree in Early Childhood Education, certification in Special Needs Education and has taken courses in Legal Assisting and Political Science. In her spare time she enjoys reading political non-fiction and biographies, making jewelry, embroidery, painting and other crafts. Margie and her husband Rob have eight children (three on the autism spectrum); ages 9-27 (seven boys and one girl!) and three perfect grandchildren. You can follow Margie on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MargieWilsonMars8 or on Twitter at: @Margie10

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