The Liberal Message to America: “KISS” (“KEEP IT STUPID, STUPID”) by BurkaChick

As BurkaChick, a typical diva demo-brat, I sat flustered and flummoxed at our president’s recent healthcare “bag of tricks fix”. Since I’ve seen my commie cohorts have a conniption at realizing it was their paycheck that was going to get redistributed and not the awful “rich man”, we have been in a socialized stupor. Surely “the king” will clear this nasty mess up and stick it to “the man” as he promised. But as I listened to the president do his rendition of Britney Spears, “Oops, I Did It Again”, I sat befuddled at what the “fix” could be that he was so humbly hustling. I knew it had to come, the “shift the blame game” that we progressives pitch when we won’t own up to failure. And then at the end, there it was–the “pass the buck” muck we leftist are so famous for. Let’s start with blaming the evil insurance companies, even though we liberals changed the law to force millions of honest Americans to lose their coverage! Oh–and let’s give those dastardly insurance companies the Snidley Whiplash image by only giving them 6 weeks to fix our three year screw-up of healthcare. Let us pompous progressives continue to feed the message to the American people of what we really think of their intellect by delivering our usual “KISS” message to them: “Keep It Stupid, Stupid”. What the heck, my low information delegation has gobbled it up in the past!
So with the president signaling his green light to all decepto-crats to pull the “defame and blame game”, we liberals forge ahead with whatever redirection will socialistically stick. We even are pulling out our big tons by using Oprah’s ranting racism and hurdling our Constitution with nasty nuclear options. We especially encourage our most deviant dems in vicious vulgarities, while our liberal sisters once again look the other way and duct tape their ethics.
But to our mystified surprise, the public reply to our demo deceptions has been (ala Greg Gutfeld), “Not so fast sunshine” and a coherent, “That’s not how we poll, troll”. Uh oh, this can’t be! We rely on our low information population to “KISS” up and stay suckerd. Our young people are not supposed to see our shameful shill games as we fling away their futures, and the middle class is not supposed to question our misdirection. They are not supposed to actually think, they are supposed to simply dummy up and take our toxicity. Nevertheless, the blame gaming with the enormous failure of Obamacare has begun, and only time will tell if the American people will continue to wise up and live up to the patriotism of our past or keep swimming in a deceitful “If you like your plan, you can keep it” socialist sinkhole.
PLEASE NOTE: We are not to use the term “Obamacare” anymore; it’s now referred to as the “A.C.A.” (or the “Abort Competence Act”).