The Liberal Message to America: “KISS” (“KEEP IT STUPID, STUPID”) by BurkaChick

Screen Shot 2013-11-22 at 11.25.56 AMAs BurkaChick, a typical diva demo-brat, I sat flustered and flummoxed at our president’s recent healthcare “bag of tricks fix”. Since I’ve seen my commie cohorts have a conniption at realizing it was their paycheck that was going to get redistributed and not the awful “rich man”, we have been in a socialized stupor. Surely “the king” will clear this nasty mess up and stick it to “the man” as he promised. But as I listened to the president do his rendition of Britney Spears, “Oops, I Did It Again”, I sat befuddled at what the “fix” could be that he was so humbly hustling. I knew it had to come, the “shift the blame game” that we progressives pitch when we won’t own up to failure. And then at the end, there it was–the “pass the buck” muck we leftist are so famous for. Let’s start with blaming the evil insurance companies, even though we liberals changed the law to force millions of honest Americans to lose their coverage!  Oh–and let’s give those dastardly insurance companies the Snidley Whiplash image by only giving them 6 weeks to fix our three year screw-up of healthcare. Let us pompous progressives continue to feed the message to the American people of what we really think of their intellect by delivering our usual “KISS” message to them:  “Keep It Stupid, Stupid”. What the heck, my low information delegation has gobbled it up in the past!

So with the president signaling his green light to all decepto-crats to pull the “defame and blame game”, we liberals forge ahead with whatever redirection will socialistically stick. We even are pulling out our big tons by using Oprah’s ranting racism and hurdling our Constitution with nasty nuclear options. We especially encourage our most deviant dems in vicious vulgarities, while our liberal sisters once again look the other way and duct tape their ethics.

Screen Shot 2013-11-22 at 11.25.56 AMBut to our mystified surprise, the public reply to our demo deceptions has been (ala Greg Gutfeld), “Not so fast sunshine” and a coherent, “That’s not how we poll, troll”. Uh oh, this can’t be! We rely on our low information population to “KISS” up and stay suckerd. Our young people are not supposed to see our shameful shill games as we fling away their futures, and the middle class is not supposed to question our misdirection. They are not supposed to actually think, they are supposed to simply dummy up and take our toxicity. Nevertheless, the blame gaming with the enormous failure of Obamacare has begun, and only time will tell if the American people will continue to wise up and live up to the patriotism of our past or keep swimming in a deceitful “If you like your plan, you can keep it” socialist sinkhole.

PLEASE NOTE: We are not to use the term “Obamacare” anymore; it’s now referred to as the “A.C.A.” (or the “Abort Competence Act”).


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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