137946416611463As BurkaChick, a lefty of the low-information persuasion, it has recently come to my attention that the incredibly small World War III thing Obama and John Scary were waffling about was not happening. I had been distracted with more important issues of the day, such as naked mediocre singers swinging from wrecking balls and the foibles of Oprah shopping overseas, when I was interrupted with a speech from our leader about how we are determined and committed to kinda doing something, perhaps, maybe, I think. It had then caught my attention that Baldamir Putin was calling the shots of the WWIII thing while demeaning American exceptionalism in a newspaper. I was a little confused on why this was an issue since our leader has been wailing this to foreign countries since day one in office.

Then it had occurred to me. This Putin prattle was perfect! Just when things were getting a little dicey in our Democrat devotion to all-things-Obama, Mr. Ruskie came in to save the day! His chiding our president and making the US a laughing stock to the rest of the world was a small price to pay for saving our liberal face. Even our mainstream milquetoasts soaked it up by commenting “how honest and refreshing our new pen pal Putin is” and this last weekend our own Commie Crowley remarked on her Sunday news mock show, “Who cares!” We progressives can deny the dangers of our president’s failed leadership and foreign policies as if, “I’ll never grow up, I’ll never grow up” and relish the distraction of our new pretend friend, Peter “Putin” Pan!

So with a sigh of relief and conceit, we liberals can now bully on as usual, pretending a communist thug doesn’t hold our president under his KGB thumb. We continue to harp on about: Gun Control (oh, except for shooters in gun-free zones stopped only by a visitor with a concealed carry), Privacy (oh, except for the NSA), Racial Equality (except if you disagree with us or if your unborn), Gay marriage (our “refreshing and honest” new pen pal Putin has a few thoughts for that as well), Obamacare (oh, except Warren Buffett even wants to scrap it now) etc., etc., etc. Some of us liberals even continue to post ranting comments on conservative sites (hoping if we get nasty enough, no one will catch on our policies are all dismal failures).

But with Obama and our new Peter “Putin” Pan there is one promise that has been kept. American exceptionalism and presidential leadership has certainly become “more flexible after the election”.


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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