BurkaChick PolitiChicks.tvAs BurkaChick, a socialist soldier and “war on women” warrior, I am intrigued at the current escapades of Carlos Danger (alias New York’s mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner). Just as I was accepting Huma’s huff of humiliation about abandoning her self esteem for power (Lesson 101 from the Hillary Handbook), I now discover Mr. Danger’s pornographic pursuits are far from over. When recently asked if Carlos’ has ended his fiesta of flash, his reply was: “You can quibble about beginnings, middle and ends. But what we’re talking about is over a year ago. None of it is new.” For those of you who don’t understand the lingo of liberalism, what he really means, ala “Puss ‘n Boots” from Shrek: “Carlos’s Danger knows no Stranger”.

So where in the world will his deluge of dalliances end up? And as a “war on women” whiner, should I care?

The obvious progressive pop is no. The “war on women” only applies to demeaning Republican woman for standing up to their principals. But when it comes to a Democrat woman standing by her malevolent man, we are to be in awe of her humanity. We are not to think about or discuss it with any awareness or shame for her prostituting her pride. As progressive women, we are instructed not to berate her and mind our own beeswax and congratulate her for helping get her Mr. Bamboozler husband elected to office. We are especially instructed not to hold her accountable when his malignance of morals comes crashing down at the taxpayers expense.

And since quitting isn’t the way Carlos or New Yorkers roll, we can only hope that Mr. “F—Slutbag” (his communications director’s recent endearment to him) will adhere to his promise of properly representing all his constituents if he should win. And as for all us liberal women who wail the “war on women”, he will surely place us high on his pedestal. Or as Steve Martin would say, “High enough that he can look up our skirts”–for they both seem to have the same principals of what they believe.


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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