THE MINI-ME’S OF HILLARY By BurkaChick
As BurkaChick, a superficial star struck socialist, I am on progressive pins and needles about the hubbub regarding the upcoming two televised “Homage to Hillary” shows. Both NBC (Nitwits Bashing Conservatives) and CNN (Commie Network of Ninnies) announced they will air not one, but two “Hosannas to Hillary” (a documentary and a four hour miniseries) to satisfy all our democrat diva devotion to her. Each of them will show just a snippet of her life (sort of a mini me of Hillary) to liberally leapfrog “Her Awesomeness” into office.
In my excitement about the tributes to “Her Highness Hillary”, I couldn’t help but think of all the movie remakes she could star in. Perhaps one about her perception of the American public regarding Benghazi called, “Born Yesterday” or one highlighting her menopausal flashes of fury called, “Some Like it Hot” or one about her infamous laugh called, “Bananas”. My personal favorite would be about her marriage to
Bill called, “Liar, Liar” or “The Flim-Flam Man”.
Then of course, I began to imagine all my progressive peddlers that should have their own movie bio remakes. Perhaps Kathleen Sebelius could star in a movie about patients waiting for treatment with Obamacare called, “Dead Like Me”. Or perhaps a spooky remake about the Republicans being absent or too afraid to speak out about defunding Obamacare called, “The Ghost and Mr. Chicken”. How about a remake of Obama and Hillary’s relationship with Putin called, “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming” or one about our current Middle East policies called, “Scary Movie” or another about Obama’s support and advice to Israel called, “Dr. Strangelove” or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb”.
Definitely one should be about the teachings of Common Core to small children called “Kindergarten Cop” or one about Oprah’s comparison of Trayvon Martin to Emmett Till called, “Nuts”. And how about “Take the Money and Run” featuring all the Senate and Congressional vacationers or a bio of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi called, “Grumpy Old Men”.
All of them sound great, but my excitement is still to see all the high jinx of our “Haughty Hillary” in a running series of Mini-Me’s. It would highlight all her liberal ideals and progressive programs to benefit the American people and would be called: “Raging Bull”.