Mini-Me-Hillary-Clinton--31395As BurkaChick, a superficial star struck socialist, I am on progressive pins and needles about the hubbub regarding the upcoming two televised “Homage to Hillary” shows. Both NBC (Nitwits Bashing Conservatives) and CNN (Commie Network of Ninnies) announced they will air not one, but two “Hosannas to Hillary” (a documentary and a four hour miniseries) to satisfy all our democrat diva devotion to her. Each of them will show just a snippet of her life (sort of a mini me of Hillary) to liberally leapfrog “Her Awesomeness” into office.

In my excitement about the tributes to “Her Highness Hillary”, I couldn’t help but think of all the movie remakes she could star in. Perhaps one about her perception of the American public regarding Benghazi called, “Born Yesterday” or one highlighting her menopausal flashes of fury called, “Some Like it Hot” or one about her infamous laugh called, “Bananas”. My personal favorite would be about her marriage to

Bill called, “Liar, Liar” or “The Flim-Flam Man”.

Then of course, I began to imagine all my progressive peddlers that should have their own movie bio remakes. Perhaps Kathleen Sebelius could star in a movie about patients waiting for treatment with Obamacare called, “Dead Like Me”. Or perhaps a spooky remake about the Republicans being absent or too afraid to speak out about defunding Obamacare called, “The Ghost and Mr. Chicken”. How about a remake of Obama and Hillary’s relationship with Putin called, “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming” or one about our current Middle East policies called, “Scary Movie” or another about Obama’s support and advice to Israel called, “Dr. Strangelove” or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb”.

Definitely one should be about the teachings of Common Core to small children called “Kindergarten Cop” or one about Oprah’s comparison of Trayvon Martin to Emmett Till called, “Nuts”. And how about “Take the Money and Run” featuring all the Senate and Congressional vacationers or a bio of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi called, “Grumpy Old Men”.

All of them sound great, but my excitement is still to see all the high jinx of our “Haughty Hillary” in a running series of Mini-Me’s. It would highlight all her liberal ideals and progressive programs to benefit the American people and would be called: “Raging Bull”.


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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