MileyCyrusBlonderAs BurkaChick, a war on women whiner, I have become trampishly ticked at all the conservative criticism regarding Miley Cyrus’s performance at the MTV video awards. I, as well as all “war on women” weasels, am proud Miley has come into liberal lady-dom by “twerping” her way to star status. I must admit, at first when I saw her performance, I felt a bit whore-a-fied, but then I remembered our 2nd couple of the land (endorsed by the first), Jay Z and Beyonce. Jay Z (the glam gangsta and “n” word rapper) and Beyonce (a butt bouncer from way back) have set the example for all MTV’s “war on women” sleazy suffragettes.

Then suddenly as I was watching Miley’s wannabe impression of Pink, something about her face seemed familiar. No, it wasn’t her bug eyes from her hair knots being too tight or the contorted “Kiss” band expression on her face, or even her tawdry teddy bear backup. No, I’ve seen that face somewhere recently. Then it hit me, of course! Chelsea (Bradley) Manning! The hair is different, but the features and measurements are exactly the same! They even have the same personality traits. One a traitor to his country and the other a traitor to young, impressionable female fans. But how could this be?  I thought Chelsea was serving a “slap on the wrist” term at Fort Leavenworth and surely the L-BLT organizations would be aware of any other outing for Chelsea. I pondered the possibility. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen Chelsea and the new “Hanna Montana Gone Bananas” together. But would the Whitehouse go along with duping the public with a misleading theatrical production? Of course, just look at the movie “The Butler”.

imagesBut as I studied the photo of Chelsea and the new Whiley Miley, one factor seemed to be clear. For as Chelsea’s photo reveals a person of feminine expression, our latest “twerping MTV tart” is not nearly as ladylike. One has the expression of glazed and one has the expression of crazed.


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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