HOW TO BE A SOCIAL ENGINEER PROFITEER By BurkaChick
As BurkaChick, a social justice junkie flunky, I thought I had mastered the term “social justice” (what I shriek if I don’t have an answer to an honest debate). I have recently been introduced to the newest leftist lingo term “social engineer”, thanks to Jasmine Rand.
Now I have a new mantra I can flash about incoherently. According to Ms. Rand, it means I can manipulate people and circumstances to achieve any end that would benefit me. But still not understanding the details, I had to concentrate on what Ms. Rand specifically meant by the term. I had to think of what she claimed she achieved by forfeiting her law degree to pull this socialist snooker. What exactly did she engineer, socially speaking? Could it be the countless hours and money extracted by the Zimmerman persecution? The manipulation of facts and heartache of families in the case? The fear mongering of a not guilty verdict? The shameful comparison of Emmett Till to Trayvon Martin? Applause to you, Ms. Rand, for socially engineering away from the statistic of 93% of black youths killing each other and focusing on the leftist logic of mob rule.
But now I learned that payday was not enough. According to Ms. Rand, we can ride this “social engineering” puppy till the progressive ponies come home. We can ignore the real crises in Chicago, Detroit and L.A. We can abandon our judicial system and criticize heroic jurors. We can release the Al Sharpton “Sharpnado” and Jesse “The Jaws” Jackson to a real race-baiters bonanza! We can praise the DOJ (Distortion of Justice) for having an “honest discussion” about how not to prosecute Black Panthers with batons at polling stations and demand a nationalized witch hunt when the evidence doesn’t go our way. But most of all, we can use this tragic circumstance to lay out our liberal agenda of “divide and conquer”, the classic communist maneuver of separating people into classes and then have them turn on each other. This “social engineering” racketeering is our liberal left dream! I’m still not sure what it means, but I sure know how to shout it.
