As BurkaChick, a caustic commie cracker, I have become enamored with the liberal defense of urban terminology. Recently, during the Zimmerman persecution, I was made aware of several terms used by witness Racheal Jeantel. Terms, that had she not used, I might have regarded as derogatory (such as “retarded” or “creepy ass cracker”). Come to find out, my perception was entirely misdirected. In reading liberal commentary, I was made aware that due to Ms. Jeantel’s age and African American background, and I being Caucasian, I am completely inadequate to make any assumptions. Unlike 15-year-old African American witness Chad Joseph, who was well spoken and articulate, I am instructed to instead admire Ms. Jeantel’s beefy attitude and overlook any changing testimony due to her color. And I was instructed especially, that the term “cracker” is not a negative, just a description. In my Caucasian mind, I calculated. According to my liberal instruction: Would Ms. Jeantel’s testimony as an African American, be the same in comparison as “Honey Boo-Boo” reflecting all Caucasians? However, I was informed my cracker cranium could not contemplate any color condescension.
So now that my liberal elites have cleared up the cracker confusion (kinda), I have to think to myself: “Are all Caucasian creatures crackers?” And who among us classified “crackers” are creepy ass? I was liberally led to believe that “creepy ass” refers to a person of perceived authority (or a pervert – it was unclear). Now that the explanation was given of a “Caucasian person of authority”, I further began to ponder who among us lefty libs would be considered the ultimate “creepy ass cracker” (aka “Caucasian person of authority”). Couldn’t be the president (well, only half, according to some). But the answer is obvious, the two prominent persons of our nation to fit the liberal explanation of “Caucasian person of authority” (I assume gender is off the table) would be our elite liberal leaders of the land: Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi! So according to my liberal lamestream louts, what I was thought was a derogatory declaration, is now to be considered as a congratulatory salutation.
So here’s to Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi: Our nations two leading “Creepy Ass Crackers”! (aka “Caucasian persons of authority”…..or perverts – it was unclear…)