LORD LOVE A LENO by BurkaChick

Jay Leno on Obama 260513As BurkaChick, part of the liberal “low information nation”, I am progressively perturbed at the high ratings of “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno. As a typical “low-fo” Jane Doe, I pride myself on not knowing anything happening in the world except for the socialist spin and conservative trashing humor I find on “Commie Central” with Jon Skew-ert and Steven Who-Cares. I even take pride in forcing myself to watch the same old jokes of David Liberalman from time to time. But how can this be that Leno is currently chasing top billing on the late night rating circuit? His agenda is all wrong! Instead of sticking to the proven formula of White House heiny-kissing, Leno is actually perpetuating the tradition of classic comedy, mocking all politicians and current events. How are we “low-fo’s” supposed to cope with fair minded humor? Thankfully his network, NBC (Nitwit’s Bashing Conservatives) is getting rid of his growing ratings and replacing him with Jimmy (“Michelle Mom Dancing”) Stalin.

So how could “Lord Love A Leno”? He obviously is taking this late-night gig too far. After so many years, you would think he would look to what all his fellow late-night libs are achieving, convincing all us progressive pod people that they are actually reporting news. The legacies of Jack Paar and Johnny Carson – being genuine creative, funny and beloved entertainers – has gone the way of snotty and scathing socialized snits, with Leno being the only hold out. He has broken the unwritten law of liberal late-night guffaws. He is not supposed to rip the Emperor, no matter how butt naked the Emperor is (or how many scandals he has up to his neck).

And how possibly could “Lord Love A Leno” when he soullessly stole the time slot of whinen’ Cryin’ O’Brian, and loyally kept employed his family of crew and staff he has had over the last 20 years? His progressive dialogue is not supposed to show support of families of any type to the “low-fo” lemmings (unless the families are gay, illegal or want to be aborted). His job is to do what the “Commanders in Cheat” tell him to do and maintain the democrat dribble.

But what if “Lord Loves A Leno”? What if his increasing ratings prove that the network plan of socialized sheeple has hit a free-thinking hurdle? That Leno’s defiance and wit mean so much more than a late-night war. Maybe it is true that “Lord Loves A Leno”, but us “low-fo” Joe’s could never eat crow about that, since the reality for most of us is:

“A Progressive Pod Has No God”.


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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