BurkaChickAs BurkaChick, the typical supercilious socialist, I don’t see what all the hoopla is over the new IRS (Internal Ruskie Service). After all, it is exactly what the Obama administration promised would happen back in 2008 when they declared a “fundamental change in America” (exclamation on the “mental” part). Big shockarooni that we lefty leviathans target conservative groups for audits and harassment with our Ruskie Army. It’s what all of us knew was coming down the progressive pike.

Our only challenge is to now feign our surprise. Unlike Stalin and Hitler whose policies were openly carried out by their knowing political servants, we have mastered the “Uh, I dunno” or the “Pinnochio-nosed” indignation. Jim “Smuggie” Miller knows the ticket and Jack “He Knew” Lew are examples of our socialist schizo style and we can always rely on our low information inerts to keep the favorability polls up. Jon Stewart (our low information viewers’ Edward R. Murrow) will keep up the guffaws and make the non-existent whiney comparisons about us poor socialist schlemiels who have been targeted as well (using our Media “Make-Up-Manure” Matters as a fact checking source of course).

But in our belly laughs and bemoaning and our “So what’s the big whoop if Sarah Hall Ingram is in charge of enforcing Obamacare?” we may have slightly overlooked the underlying reality of history. In our “It’s just a couple of low level loons in Cincinnati” smirks and our “I only heard about it in the press” prophets, could it be the laugh is really on us? Could the words of Martin Niemoller (“Then they came for me – and there was no one left to speak for me”) make a difference when it comes to singling out a group to be persecuted by their government? Would Pastor Niemoller understand the sanctity of our silence? Could the current intolerance of conservative values and ideals be any different from persecutions of the past so much so that we would adamantly cry out for justice today? And in the end, with all our lefty laughs and socialist smirks at the follies of the new IRS, will we be alone to ask: “Is there someone left who will speak for me?”.


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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