BurkaChickAs BurkaChick, the typical perverse progressive, I am noticing sympathy from my fellow laxity libs for bomber #2 (or as we refer to him, #FreeJahar). As usual, we feel the need to always put innocent American victims last and have our socialist sympathies backwards when it comes to Muslim extremists. I already see my fellow comrades writing poems and articles, showing baby-faced photos, and interviewing childhood buds of the poor “victim” who just lost his beloved brother. Even our anti-American rants at universities have served us well. When one fellow student was asked, “Did you recognize Jahar from the initial video released as one of the bombers?” He replied, “Uh, kinda, but I didn’t want to throw him under the bus” (unlike Jahar, who mowed over his brother twice).

So where do we go from here? Perhaps another celebrity concert where the funds mysteriously disappear? Or we play the propaganda playbook ranting about the Crusades or bogus conspiracies? How about a reality show about his upcoming trial called “Keeping Bars from Jahar”? As loyal libs and low information soldiers, we always find some way to defend the demon (just ask the Christopher Dorner fan club).

And now the official circus begins. Months and years to come of our malignant, mainstream media ignoring the reality of what actually happened on April 15th and worshipping the evil of it. No doubt race, religion, and “mother didn’t love me” will blanket the trial. “Poor little bomber boy” will reign supreme and we liberty-less liberals will pat ourselves on our backs thinking we have won. But even I, BurkaChick, the usual shoddy socialist, can’t deny what all lethal liberals fear. For as in a John Steinbeck novel, real American patriots will be there. They will be there in the memory of eight-year old Martin Richard; they will be there in the heroism of the volunteers who helped the injured; they will be there in honor of Sean Collier and all the victims. Real American patriots will be there to denounce and call out Muslim extremist and terrorist and actually use the word “Jihad” and not be afraid. Real American patriots understand the consequences of being silent and coddling cold-blooded killers. You see, unlike us PC-poisoned progressives, American Exceptionalism always stands up for justice when good versus evil and like the noble Tuskegee airman, “They Fight, They Fight, They Fight” – Dammit.


BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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