“POOR LITTLE BOMBER BOY” By BurkaChick
As BurkaChick, the typical perverse progressive, I am noticing sympathy from my fellow laxity libs for bomber #2 (or as we refer to him, #FreeJahar). As usual, we feel the need to always put innocent American victims last and have our socialist sympathies backwards when it comes to Muslim extremists. I already see my fellow comrades writing poems and articles, showing baby-faced photos, and interviewing childhood buds of the poor “victim” who just lost his beloved brother. Even our anti-American rants at universities have served us well. When one fellow student was asked, “Did you recognize Jahar from the initial video released as one of the bombers?” He replied, “Uh, kinda, but I didn’t want to throw him under the bus” (unlike Jahar, who mowed over his brother twice).
So where do we go from here? Perhaps another celebrity concert where the funds mysteriously disappear? Or we play the propaganda playbook ranting about the Crusades or bogus conspiracies? How about a reality show about his upcoming trial called “Keeping Bars from Jahar”? As loyal libs and low information soldiers, we always find some way to defend the demon (just ask the Christopher Dorner fan club).
And now the official circus begins. Months and years to come of our malignant, mainstream media ignoring the reality of what actually happened on April 15th and worshipping the evil of it. No doubt race, religion, and “mother didn’t love me” will blanket the trial. “Poor little bomber boy” will reign supreme and we liberty-less liberals will pat ourselves on our backs thinking we have won. But even I, BurkaChick, the usual shoddy socialist, can’t deny what all lethal liberals fear. For as in a John Steinbeck novel, real American patriots will be there. They will be there in the memory of eight-year old Martin Richard; they will be there in the heroism of the volunteers who helped the injured; they will be there in honor of Sean Collier and all the victims. Real American patriots will be there to denounce and call out Muslim extremist and terrorist and actually use the word “Jihad” and not be afraid. Real American patriots understand the consequences of being silent and coddling cold-blooded killers. You see, unlike us PC-poisoned progressives, American Exceptionalism always stands up for justice when good versus evil and like the noble Tuskegee airman, “They Fight, They Fight, They Fight” – Dammit.