As BurkaChick, the usual pompous, pungent, progressive, I find myself in a socialistic snit about Melissa Hitler-Perry. Repeating her stance at MSNBC (or: Mindless Socialists Ninnies Babbling Communism) that children are to be thought of as belonging to a community and not their parents, seems to still meet resistance from free thinking Americans. How can I promote her communist “common core” ideal of indoctrinating children? How can poor Melissa sway American children away from their families to be used as mindless government stooges?

Perhaps they could watch an ant farm? Nah, too insightful of a government controlled future. Maybe they could see how much fun the children of North Korea and Cuba are having? Nah, Dennis Rodman and JZ might scare them. Or maybe they could read how swell the progressive ideal has worked in history? Nah, too many ugly pictures of Stalin and the Third Reich. Then it occurred to me, of course, a mascot!  One that would represent all the talking heads at MSNBC – a clown! But not just any clown. One that represents their communist ideal and reveal the media in their true light: “Commie the Clown!”

“Commie the Clown” would easily represent what Ms. Hitler-Perry and all loony liberals stand for! A progressive pied-piper who would manipulate young minds away from the American dream. One that could teach children the fundamentals of having a government god with no aspirations of individual freedom or thought. Perfect! “Commie the Clown” could also illustrate all the current administration and mainstream media ideals, such as:

 – Referring to all terrorism as “an obvious right wing nut job”

– Exploiting parents of murdered children for political gain

– Kissing Whitehouse butt and lying to the American public

– Passing massive bills without reading them

– Firing shotguns through front doors

– Spending taxpayers money endlessly for lavish vacations as food stamp eligibility rises

– Ignoring nuclear weaponry for any hostile nation, etc., etc., etc.

The list is endless (I’m sure you have a few as well). I think Melissa Hitler-Perry or any parasitic progressive liberal will be thrilled with my inspiration of “Commie the Clown”! Hey, it couldn’t hurt Ms. Hitler-Perry considering her ratings.

PS – Perhaps “Commie” could live on Phony Island and have a sidekick such as “Lotta Lib” or a creepy dinosaur pal such as: “Pinko–Soros”?

About the Author

BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.