Sen. Dems Vote for African American Children to “Die Quickly”

Back during the Obamacare debate in 2009, Florida Representative Alan Grayson stated the obvious. The evil Republicans hold Americans to the impossible standard of not getting sick. When inevitably we fail in our personal responsibility to follow that dictum, these same heartless Republicans then demand that we “die quickly.”
Four years later, and thanks to “a sort of god” ” as CNN’s Evan Thompson so eloquently and understatedly put it, we now have Obamacare. Now, praise to Obama, no American ever has to get sick or die again! But what will happen with those “death panels” even the New York Times admits we need? Oh well, that’s just an inconvenient admission of truth, so we’ll ignore it like the rest of the media.
Anyway, someone needs to alert former Representative Grayson that his Democrat party has been hijacked. During a week that those stalwart Democrats were busy fighting for traditional American values such as healthcare for illegal immigrants, a split in the time/space continuum occurred. Democrats voted against a budget amendment to grant the gift of Obamacare and the gift of life (but I repeat myself) to African American children. I know, I know, I couldn’t believe it either. Franklin Roosevelt and Lyndon Johnson must be spinning like rotisseries six feet under.
How many African American children will die as a direct result of this evil action may never be known. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration or a stretch of the Progressive agenda imagination to say every single one. But we do know that two little girls are doomed. For the sake of their anonymity we’ll just call them Sasha and Malia O. I don’t want to point to any alleged root causes, but we all know it’s racism.
This week while our fearless leader was heart-to-hearting with the Israelis on how much our two backwards, racist, Islamophobic countries have in common, he again used his daughters (coincidentally named Sasha and Malia, if memory serves me right) as an object lesson:
“… those of us in the United States understand that change takes time but it is also possible, because there was a time when my daughters could not expect to have the same opportunities in their own country as somebody else’s daughters.”
If only President Obama had known that at this very moment the US Senate was voting to deny “somebody else’s daughters” their own personal slice of the American dream. I’m sure he would personally intervene just like he did when those Cambridge police officers acted stupidly or his imaginary son was murdered in Florida.
But perhaps it’s not too late. Call your congressional representative at once and demand that the innumerable benefits of Obamacare be extended to all members of this administration! Sasha and Malia are counting on you!