BurkaChick: Beyonce Sings New Liberal Theme Song!
As many of you, when I first heard Beyonce’s new hit song: “Bow Down Bi***es” I was a bit bewildered. Why would Obama’s major campaigner, the woman who so patriotically lip-synced our national anthem, sing about bi***es bowing down? I felt be-fuddled, be-fogged, be-draggled, and yet be-stirred by Be-yonce’s behest. Why would the “Independent Lady” sing of bowing down? Surely Beyonce, our new Whitehouse Press Secretary, would have her liberal reason. I had to think deeper to her meaning. Much like the illumi-nazi she so clickishly embraces, the song has deeper meaning. But what could it be? Who are the “Bi***es” that she so fatuously favors? And why are they being demanded to now, after the election, bow down? I had to dig deeper and probe my progressive puerile (take that word, Bill O’Reilly). And then it occurred to me what the meaning is!! In the teaser video of the song, Beyonce is dressed as a lady of royalty obviously symbolizing our liberal adulation of the Whitehouse. But which progressive, liberal, far left ideologue is now being demanded by the Whitehouse to bow down since they procured a second term?
Could it be the mainstream media? Or Hillary, Nancy and Joy Behar’s cow-towing just to name a few? Or the first term’s bowing reverence of foreign dictators? Or the far-left Hollywood elite? Or the global warming lobbyist? Or the Harry Reid Senate? Or the Occupy culture? Or the liberal elitists who embrace the Muslim brotherhood. Or the enthusiastic entitlement culture. I could go on and on in salute to how many bow down’s that now exist who are being demanded to pay homage after our November win.
As BurkaChick, the uber-liberal progressive prognosticator (yes, I was playing with the dictionary), I feel elated to solve the puzzle. I also must celebrate our victory with Beyonce’s declared and deserved comeuppance to our party….. “Bow Down Bi***es” Way to go girl!! BTW: Several liberal women’s organizations are thrilled by Beyonce’s lyrics to her new mega hit and are feverishly defending it’s title!
PS – I think “The View” will be impressed with all the big words I used in this article! Mum’s the word on relying on my Webster’s.
