BurkaChick: Beyonce Sings New Liberal Theme Song!

beyonce31As many of you, when I first heard Beyonce’s new hit song: “Bow Down Bi***es” I was a bit bewildered. Why would Obama’s major campaigner, the woman who so patriotically lip-synced our national anthem, sing about bi***es bowing down? I felt be-fuddled, be-fogged, be-draggled, and yet be-stirred by Be-yonce’s behest. Why would the “Independent Lady” sing of bowing down? Surely Beyonce, our new Whitehouse Press Secretary, would have her liberal reason. I had to think deeper to her meaning. Much like the illumi-nazi she so clickishly embraces, the song has deeper meaning. But what could it be? Who are the “Bi***es” that she so fatuously favors? And why are they being demanded to now, after the election, bow down? I had to dig deeper and probe my progressive puerile (take that word, Bill O’Reilly). And then it occurred to me what the meaning is!! In the teaser video of the song, Beyonce is dressed as a lady of royalty obviously symbolizing our liberal adulation of the Whitehouse. But which progressive, liberal, far left ideologue is now being demanded by the Whitehouse to bow down since they procured a second term?

Could it be the mainstream media? Or Hillary, Nancy and Joy Behar’s cow-towing just to name a few? Or the first term’s bowing reverence of foreign dictators?  Or the far-left Hollywood elite? Or the global warming lobbyist? Or the Harry Reid Senate? Or the Occupy culture? Or the liberal elitists who embrace the Muslim brotherhood. Or the enthusiastic entitlement culture. I could go on and on in salute to how many bow down’s that now exist who are being demanded to pay homage after our November win.

As BurkaChick, the uber-liberal progressive prognosticator (yes, I was playing with the dictionary), I feel elated to solve the puzzle. I also must celebrate our victory with Beyonce’s declared and deserved comeuppance to our party….. “Bow Down Bi***es” Way to go girl!! BTW: Several liberal women’s organizations are thrilled by Beyonce’s lyrics to her new mega hit and are feverishly defending it’s title!

PS – I think “The View” will be impressed with all the big words I used in this article! Mum’s the word on relying on my Webster’s.



BurkaChick grew up in the lovely town of Detroit, Michigan. She remembers a time when the city was booming because of the greedy capitalistic car companies. But now is thrilled the city has finally come into it's democratic own. BurkaChick says, 'Who needs a home or a job in this liberal paradise? All you need is one good bullet proof vest to live in this union-filled utopia!' BurkaChick's idol in her early teens was the President of the United States, Jimmy Carter. She admired his fortitude in all things liberal, but was highly disappointed when Reagan came in and rescued the hostages in Iran after only 444 days in captivity. "What a show-off!" she was quoted as saying. She wanted to campaign for Jimmy's reelection, but there was no gasoline to get to his headquarters. Which was a real bummer since she was living in her car since the mortgage interest rate was at 22%. BurkaChick then went on to, well, she doesn't really remember much since she was wasted through most of the eighties and nineties. Today she is an avid fan of Obama's. She cannot wait till George Clooney remakes a film about the life of Michelle Obama in the Whitehouse called, "The King and I." She is a hugh fan of The View, Susan Sarandon, MSNBC, all things uber liberal and of course Occupy Wall Street. BurkaChick loves what Occupy stands for and has volunteered to help decorate their rape tents and paint all porta-potties to resemble police vehicles.

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