The liberals are cheering in the streets; Chris Matthews has more than a tingle running down his leg and Hollywood has already called Obama to make a movie. The title of the movie will be, “I can’t believe they fell for it again!”
U.S. enemies are planning their next attack and illegal immigrants are running for the border to get a free education, free phones and free medical! Attorney General Eric Holder is breathing fast and furiously while calling Bill Mayer and telling him he “knows where he lives”!
Michelle Obama will turn her back on Oprah once again and the Secret Service can keep their little black books for four more years. Jobs are scarce right now but prostitutes in places like Las Vegas can look forward to Obama’s future trips.
George Soros will continue spending money to ruin America. The military will still not be able to do their job and the now 52% can sleep in for the next few years! Sandra Fluke can finish law school while she enjoys free birth control at taxpayer’s expense.
Nancy Pelosi still doesn’t have to worry about what is in Obama Care but may have to worry about a job. Harry Reid can continue his hateful partisan politics and The View can continue to spread their insane views. (However they should maybe consider changing the name of their show to “Obama’s Groupies”….) Kool-Aid will be plentiful in the greenroom in the event anyone would like to enjoy their fantasy world!
The climate will continue to do what it has done for thousands of years which will be a plus for Obama so he can try to change the government from the inside out while he plays golf with Tiger Woods.
Air Force One will continue to pose as an R.V for all the Obama vacations over the next four years; the Black Panthers can high five each other and Martin Luther King’s dream has been turned into a nightmare.
Bruce Springsteen, Beyonce and Jay Z are planning a celebration tour with an invitation sent to Mr. and Mrs. Obama. The bus will be called the Benghazi Bus where Hillary Clinton will throw Obama under, right after Bill Clinton tells him how much he really hates him. Hillary decides to jump ship because she knows Obama will ruin her chances in 2016 and she hopes to miss the Benghazi bust.
Planned Parenthood is stocking up on birth control while Rush Limbaugh is increasing his blood pressure medication. Grannies are staying away from cliffs and the $760 billion dollars cut from Medicare will be the cliffhanger of the Obama administration.
David Axelrod is keeping track of all the lies for his boss and the chair is still empty. Obama still can’t use his middle name and Big Bird doesn’t have to fly the coup! President Bush will be at fault for another four years and Obama will thank him for another four years.
Small business owners are crying, “We built it, you broke it and you won’t fix it.” The debt clock will rise more each day while Obama and the Democrats enjoy printing money out of thin air. Teleprompters will be in high demand for the next four years so manufacturers can rest assured that even though they didn’t build it, Obama still needs it. Obama’s Presidential Library has been modified to a two-story dollhouse. They considered a two-story doghouse since his failures outweighed his accomplishments, but reconsidered when they remembered the company he keeps. Interior decorating is vital on many levels.
Conservatives are running out to buy guns and ammo for target practice and FEMA camps are preparing for right wing extremist. Benjamin Netanyahu deleted Obama’s phone number while President Putin is excited about the leeway he was promised. President Putin admits Obama would feel comfortable in Russia where socialists run amuck and has decided to build him a home to show his gratitude.
Executive Orders will continue to be issued by a fake Executive and the Constitution of the United States will have a second set of footprints by Obama. The Supreme Court will continue to legislate from the bench while Obama’s lawyers will obviously get a pay raise for protecting Obama’s Birth Certificate and Sheriff Arpaio and Jan Brewer will continue their battle against a liberal administration.
The liberal media is patting Candy Crowley on the back while FOX News has realized that they have to stick to real journalism if they want to find the truth. The Internet may be changed by an Executive Order so that Obama can control it like the mainstream media. Liberal journalists will have to lie if they want to keep their jobs and stories like this one will be a thing of the past!
It has been a good day for the now-52%!
It has been a bad day for Conservatives.
Shannon Carpenter Rodgers is owner of S.C. Construction and Shannon Carpenter LLC, DBA Classy-Cleaning. She is H.U.B certified and is only the 4th woman to be certified as a Kitchen Exhaust Specialist in the State of Texas. For over 8 years she worked in Law Enforcement and Juvenile Corrections. She was President of her Police Academy and graduated with a 4.0 and salutatorian of her class. Shannon also holds three Lightweight Titles for women’s boxing in West Texas.