As BurkaChick, a war on women whiner, I have become trampishly ticked at all the conservative criticism regarding Miley Cyrus’s performance at the MTV video awards. I, as well as all “war on women” weasels, am proud Miley has come into liberal lady-dom by “twerping” her way to star status. I must admit, at first when I saw her performance, I felt a bit whore-a-fied, but then I remembered our 2nd couple of the land (endorsed by the first), Jay Z and Beyonce. Jay Z (the glam gangsta and “n” word rapper) and Beyonce (a butt bouncer from way back) have set the example for all MTV’s “war on women” sleazy suffragettes.
Then suddenly as I was watching Miley’s wannabe impression of Pink, something about her face seemed familiar. No, it wasn’t her bug eyes from her hair knots being too tight or the contorted “Kiss” band expression on her face, or even her tawdry teddy bear backup. No, I’ve seen that face somewhere recently. Then it hit me, of course! Chelsea (Bradley) Manning! The hair is different, but the features and measurements are exactly the same! They even have the same personality traits. One a traitor to his country and the other a traitor to young, impressionable female fans. But how could this be? I thought Chelsea was serving a “slap on the wrist” term at Fort Leavenworth and surely the L-BLT organizations would be aware of any other outing for Chelsea. I pondered the possibility. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen Chelsea and the new “Hanna Montana Gone Bananas” together. But would the Whitehouse go along with duping the public with a misleading theatrical production? Of course, just look at the movie “The Butler”.
But as I studied the photo of Chelsea and the new Whiley Miley, one factor seemed to be clear. For as Chelsea’s photo reveals a person of feminine expression, our latest “twerping MTV tart” is not nearly as ladylike. One has the expression of glazed and one has the expression of crazed.